Me: Head hurts.
He: Poor baby! I just thought I'd give you a quick call before I take a nap.
Me: Aww! I hope you sleep well...wait. You're probably going out partying.
He: You can always call...but the music in the background might drown me out.
He: You can always call...but the music in the background might drown me out.
Me: I don't call because you don't answer.
He: My phone was in the bedroom. Want me to staple it to my hand?
Me: Yes.
He: My phone was in the bedroom. Want me to staple it to my hand?
Me: Yes.
He: *yawn*
Me: (laughing) Have a nice nap.
Me: (laughing) Have a nice nap.