He: I got the engine out but I don't know if I should try to fix it myself or take it somewhere.
Me: Taking it somewhere would be easier.
He: Yeah, but I like to play with myself.

Me: With yourself?
He: Hunh?
Me: WITH yourself?
He: With IT myself.
Me: Suuure!
He and my hubby must be related!
ReplyDeleteDont everyone like to loosen a nut themselves?
ReplyDeleteI do believe you heard correctly the first time.
ReplyDelete:D
I think he was looking for a lube job.
ReplyDeleteNobody knows how to play with it as well as the owner does.
ReplyDeleteYou gotta love a guy who is good with his hands. And a guy who dives in face first or is it head first.
ReplyDeleteLol! That's funny!
ReplyDeleteUh, Freudian slip! I like it!
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