Butt...

After being the butt of several April Fool's jokes, M finally decided to join me on the dark side. This one was a 'spur-of-the-moment' thing (and M's idea).

On the last day of March, I picked him up and we went out for drinks. While getting drunk hydrated, inspiration struck and he decided to stay overnight.

The next morning, he called his brother J, saying he was at my house and needed a ride home...because I was 'too sore' to drive.

I was bare-shouldered (wearing a tube top) in bed when J arrived. M led him into my bedroom, then said he had to go find his shoes.

There was a look of sheer panic on J's face and I nearly lost it! He looked everywhere but at me. So, when they left, I told M, "Let me know what happens."

He called an hour later, laughing, and said, "When I got in his car, the first thing J said was 'Are you out of your frickin' mind! That's CC!!!'"

I knew right then and there that I was going to victimize him again. Bwahaha!!!