Monday, April 4

Yeah, that's the problem...


Personally, I wouldn't want to admit that my perfume was called Secret Voice. You might as well say, "I'm Desperate".

And why the hell does a perfume need 'full directions'? Where exactly are you supposed to put it???
Fingered by So. Cal. Gal at 2:04 AM

9 comments:

  1. DeborahApril 4, 2011 at 2:42 AM

    I love that it's packaged in a flask and the name of the road in New York is Hicksville. Aaaaah!

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  2. AnonymousApril 4, 2011 at 5:24 AM

    Wow. I need to get some of this! LMAO girl you crack me up.

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  3. StevenApril 4, 2011 at 7:44 AM

    I'm sure I would fall head over heels for a woman who was wearing the Secret Voice Perfume. Especially if she was drop-dead beautiful, loved wild sex, drove a Lexus and owned a liquor store. Plus the perfume has a money-back guarantee.

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  4. Ms. AApril 4, 2011 at 10:11 AM

    OMG, what year was that??? That's funny!

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  5. CoraApril 4, 2011 at 11:46 AM

    Yeeeeaaaahhhh, that perfume reeks of desperation! Holy cow!

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  6. SkylersDadApril 4, 2011 at 2:26 PM

    Nothing good ever came out of Massapequa NY, trust me.

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  7. The Retired OneApril 4, 2011 at 6:58 PM

    Oh boy...I can give you a few pointers where to put it...hahaaaaa

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  8. bailiApril 5, 2011 at 4:44 AM

    amazing really,

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  9. Karen M. PetersonApril 7, 2011 at 9:23 PM

    Is that all it takes?? Sign me up!

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